I gotta stop reading blogs. They make me feel horrible because I will never be as funny as JW, interesting as Sewa's, and high tech as Sigs and others who have pictures posted up. I guess I shouldn't feel TOO bad. If you made it here to my site, I know you prob don't care that much about being entertained or cool inspirational backgrounds. I know you truly care about me. :` ) See I told you! Even putting up the simely face required some work! Thanks true friends for visiting. You mean a lot to me. I love you all...all 2-3 of you hehe.

Check this out. Donated by JC, posted on JW's blog.

Ten Best Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Work:

10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

9. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to."

8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time!"

7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."

6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"

4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."

3. "The coffee machine is broken..."

2. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."

And the best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk...

1. Raise your head from the desk and say " ... in Jesus' name. Amen."